Florida Man Urinates on $10,500 Worth of Spam and Vienna Sausages in Sam's Club Aisle
A 70-year-old man was arrested after urinating on pallets of canned Spam and Vienna sausages at a Sam's Club in Lady Lake, Florida, resulting in over $10,000 in damages.
Patrick Francis Mitchell was caught on surveillance footage committing the act in aisle 18, where he targeted 188 bulk units of Vienna sausages and 345 units of Spam Classic. The police affidavit details how he approached the pallets, positioned himself, and remained there for several seconds.
“Behavior consistent with urination,” noted Marion County Detective Ronnie Williams, highlighting the clear evidence captured on camera.
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After the incident, Mitchell casually moved to the snack section and spent about ten minutes sitting on patio furniture before proceeding to the checkout, where he paid for his items and exited the store.
Authorities later arrested him at his residence in the Village of Piedmont, a retirement community known as “Florida’s Friendliest Hometown,” where he resides with his wife.
Mitchell now faces charges of disorderly conduct and criminal mischief, classified as a felony due to the significant damage caused. He has pleaded not guilty and is currently out on a $3,000 bond.
