Kylie Jenner, Jordyn Woods, and Stassie Karanikolaou: The Unexciting Reunion No One Asked For

So, here we are, folks, witnessing the riveting saga of Kylie Jenner, Jordyn Woods, and Stassie Karanikolaou reuniting after what can only be described as a scandalous rift. Brace yourselves for the most uneventful TikTok video you never knew you needed.

The trio, in a display of sheer indifference, decided to grace us with their presence once again. Kylie Jenner, the lip-kit mogul, and her BFF Stassie Karanikolaou, along with Jordyn Woods, got together on a Friday night to film a TikTok video that had fans... well, mildly interested, maybe?

In this groundbreaking video, they lip-synched to the audio of Kim Kardashian introducing her Hulu show, "The Kardashians." Jenner, with all the enthusiasm of a sloth on a lazy Sunday, mouthed, "Okay guys, we're back," as she casually revealed her two friends.

"Did you miss us?" Woods, in a tone that could rival a library's silence, then said, also mouthing the voice-over before Karanikolaou, with the energy of a snail on a leisurely stroll, finished off the clip, adding, "Cause we missed you."

Jenner's video with Woods comes five years after they had a falling out over the model's kiss with Tristan Thompson, who had an on-again, off-again relationship with the reality star's sister Khloé Kardashian. Yawn.

As the video circulated, some fans mustered the energy to comment, with one stating, "My jaw dropped," while another agreed, "THIS IS INSANE." Well, if by insane you mean mildly interesting, then sure.

In the video, the rekindled pals appeared to be enjoying a night out together as they had their hair and makeup all done up. They also showed off their figures in curve-hugging black dresses. How thrilling.

Although some fans were shocked, many were happy to see the friend group back together. "The comeback of a century!!!" one TikToker exclaimed, probably with the enthusiasm of watching paint dry.

"The holy Trinity," gushed another, with a third excited user adding, "Never did I think I'd see these 3 in a video together again." Well, miracles do happen, apparently.

A fourth fan said the video made them feel like "the world is healing." Ah, yes, because what the world truly needed was this reunion, right?

Woods also shared a TikTok video with the group lip-syncing, "You might think I'm crazy," from Ariana Grande's 2020 song, "34+35." Because what's a reunion without a mundane lip-sync session, right?

In 2019, Woods confessed to locking lips with 33-year-old Thompson, who at that time had already been accused of cheating on Khloé while she was pregnant with their first child, True, the year prior. The drama, or lack thereof, unfolded.

After the pair was caught, an insider told Page Six that Woods had been "trying to make amends because she realized what she did was wrong," but that neither Jenner nor Khloé were answering her calls. The excitement was palpable.

While the friendship once appeared to be over forever, they then appeared to start to make amends by July 2023 when they were spotted grabbing sushi for dinner in Los Angeles. The thrill of raw fish and soy sauce, truly exhilarating.

In November 2023, Jenner revealed in an interview that she and Woods never completely cut ties. "Jordyn and I, we always stayed in touch throughout the years and we would meet up at my house and catch up and just talk through everything," the mom of two explained to Interview magazine at the time.

"We never fully cut each other off, and one day, naturally, we were, like, 'We want to get sushi and we don't want to hide anymore.'" The suspense is killing us.

The duo then had a brief public reunion when they waved to each other at the Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture show during Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week in January of this year. The glamour, the glitz, the... well, you get the idea.

Months later, Jenner reflected on the moment while speaking to Khloé, 40, during a May episode of "The Kardashians." "I think we have a lot more healthy distance in the relationship. I think we talk once a month," the Kylie Cosmetics founder noted.

In response, Khloé reminded her youngest sister that she did not want to get in the way of their friendship. "And I told you when you were saying that you miss her and whatever," the Good American founder, who split from Thompson for good in 2021 but maintains a good co-parenting relationship with him, said.

"I've never had an issue with you keeping your friendships with anyone." Well, isn't that just heartwarming?