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Moist Cr1tikal Drama, Israel Kills Aid Workers, Today's News: Cleanup and Optimization
Apr 02 2024
Today's news covers Moistcr1tikal addressing allegations regarding his cash giveaways, Jon Stewart's fight against tech giants, Microsoft's unintentional thwarting of a major hack, the Florida Supreme Court's support of a 6-week abortion ban, an Israeli attack resulting in the deaths of aid workers in Gaza, and San Francisco police apprehending Oakland pirates. The potential rise of the Ozempic market is also highlighted.